sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via baby-make-it-hurt)


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modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

(via ridinghi)


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haialyy:

backtobellatrixblack:

Remus and Harry make me so sad. Think about the first time Harry met Remus, on the Hogwarts Express. Remus is staring at this teenager, this boy that is so painfully Lily and James’ son. In another life he would have been ‘Uncle Remus’, swinging by every Sunday for supper, babysitting Harry with Sirius. Instead he’s a complete stranger.

RIGHT IN THE HEART

(via thecumberlord)


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inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via vcansado)


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acceber74:

reyairia:

Hello, my name is Strong Female Character, and my secret power is reaffirming the heterosexuality of the disproportionately male cast.

"Except when I’m black, and then you must keep me 5000000000 feet away from any man.  No matter his race. Because I’m a strong independent [black] woman that doesn’t need a man… or some shit." 

(via movetheearth)


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yup, that’s me!
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Our common room is no longer common 💁🎊
All packed up and Georgetown bound #ahoypirates #runninglateofcourse #collegehereicome
Yes im missing teeth. Yes those are fuzzy sleeves. And yes i was wearing flower crowns before they were cool. #dancedays #onwednesdaysiworepink
Title: Just Tonight
Album: Light Me Up

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